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This wiki is for informational purposes only. Nothing here constitutes financial advice, legal counsel, or any sort of professional recommendation. If you’re making decisions based on anything written here, you’re doing so at your own risk, peril, and potential embarrassment.
Translation: Do your own due diligence. If you lose money, time, or sanity, that’s on you—not us, this wiki, or the ghost of Michael Saylor’s tweets. By using this site, you agree not to sue, harass, or blame me for anything, ever. Seriously. I’m just a nerd with a keyboard.
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This wiki is a celebration of MSTR, memes, and mirth. It’s also home to some gloriously immature content and language. If you’re expecting buttoned-up professionalism or Pulitzer-worthy prose, you’re in the wrong place.
Translation: We make no apologies for bad jokes, dad jokes, or outright terrible puns. Proceed with caution—and maybe a sense of humor. By being here, you agree not to clutch your pearls or rage-quit over the content. It’s all in good fun, folks.
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